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heyitspj:

Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

(Source: ricedreamgirl)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

kyung-soo:

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(Source: voidabyss)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs